I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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