LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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