he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i dont even know how to be here
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
