His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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