Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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