oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Please don't give away my fajitas
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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