This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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