I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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