Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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