It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Pooping to opera.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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