do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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