omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
its liver damage thursday
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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