So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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