i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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