Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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