so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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