There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
someone owes me an orgasm
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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