just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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