i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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