How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
and you fell through a lawn chair
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
