Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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