i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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