So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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