Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
