so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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