She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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