So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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