I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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