Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
