if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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