just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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