What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
