you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
