I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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