Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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