If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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