Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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