bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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