I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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