i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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