If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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