He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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