: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
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