You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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