I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Randomize
