i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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