i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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