we're blogging at a bar
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Randomize
