K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
You're completely useless in the revolution.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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