69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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