So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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