his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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