nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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