I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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