Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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