It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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